Humans

A species of self centered, highly intelligent apes who fuck over everything else on the planet as well as each other. They invented weapons to kill each other and other animals and are heavily addicted to sex and food.

Fuck humans

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019

Humans

When God decided to destroy the world.

What better thing to send in than humans?

by Blue Ruse August 8, 2006

Humans

See: Stupid
See: Evil
See: Hingo

"Humans are stupid."
"Humans are evil."
"Humans like Hingo."

by Gary September 7, 2004

Humans

There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.

Well be real up ya all humans... ok?

by In the Mindway May 1, 2005

Humans

We will bury you, pathetic human scum!

Disgusting humans will be enslaved!

by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004

Humans

God's idea of a sick joke.

God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

Humans

Despite religion and moral values, we have NO reason for considering ourselves above other animals.

Other animals participate in the global cycle, in which all resources are recycled and used again.

Humans can only unbalance this equilibrium and consume resources without replenishing them.

Humans are a burden to the planet.

by XeL March 9, 2005