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hounded

to be pursued.
i'm being hounded by this girl
by ganst November 5, 2013
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Hounded

When you get your ass beat by a group of 3.
That guy got hounded last night!”
by bevelity January 24, 2024
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chime hounded

Being annoyed by multiple text or email chimes in relatively quick succession.
God blast it! These people won’t stop texting me, I feel like I’m being chime hounded.
by Deathesquire April 20, 2023
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dual-hounded

Acting primarily on instinct or impulse rather than reason or deliberation; lacking thoughtful judgment or self-restraint.

Characterized by behavior that appears irrational, reckless, or driven by base motivations.
His dual-hounded reaction to the slightest provocation often turned minor disagreements into full-blown confrontations.
by Smenck and Jeffrythefish99 October 18, 2025
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founder hounder

A person, usually a heterosexual female, who pursues relationships or hookups with the founders of tech startups. Like a jersey chaser for nerds. This term was used in the "Bachmanity Insanity" episode of "Silicon Valley."
Clive: "Hey Otto, how's the organic sustainable single-origin artisanal small batch cold brew nitro coffee roasting gig going?"
Otto: "Not great, man. It turns out that our proprietary method of using only high altitude Jamaican Blue Mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. So we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it's been hard to compete with these low-end stores like Four Barrel and Ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in SF actually drink that swill instead of ours. We went out of business."
Clive: "Oh well, at least you have Matilda. She's your ride-or-die-bitch, right?"
Otto: "Um, not really. She ditched me for this douchebag who is Co-Founder and CEO of this stupid app called Pewply."
Clive: "You mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? Dude, Pewply is awesome. It totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy."
Otto: "Yeah I'm sensitive to gluten too. But I can't believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of crap - no pun intended - startup!"
Clive: "Connect the dots, man. Before you, she hooked up with the founders of Markitable, Zenalytics, Flooberli, Sharepnp, and Majikly. She's a classic founder hounder!"
by Nicholas D May 31, 2016
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Unexpected Hounddog

When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake their phallic-tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.
Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on a truck.
by Big-Rudy November 27, 2014
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Hounddog on a Porkchop

A phrase used to express anger, shock, or confusion.
"What the Hounddog on a Porkchop are you doing?"
by Wordsyo March 29, 2015
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