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Hoetch

n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.
definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.
by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008
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Aaron Hotchner

FBI Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner is such a dilf.
by milknh January 23, 2021
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Hotchner's Disease

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.
Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?
by Team Reid February 20, 2011
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Hotch Rocket

A phrased used by the fictional character Penelope Garcia in the hit CBS show Criminal Minds.

What it actually is is down to debate, regardless a 'Hotch Rocket' is something that ONLY Aaron Hotchner possesses.
'Did you hear?'
'...what?'
'Prentiss saw Hotch's Hotch Rocket!'
'About time! We've waited 5 seasons...'
by thecriminalprofiler November 7, 2011
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Aaron Hotchner

girl 1: omg did you see that hot brunette, dad, unit chief, FBI agent?
girl 2: his name must be Aaron Hotchner!
by jordyn stilinski March 25, 2021
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Tyler Hoechlin

~it's pronounced Heck-lin~
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)
"i just met this absolute perfect guy!"

"that's tyler hoechlin!"
by iamjustarandomperson December 29, 2018
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Hotchalanche

A term used to describe the wrath of Behavioral Analysis Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner (known as 'Hotch'), of Criminal Minds fame. Usually cool, calm, and collected, Hotchner has, on occasion, lost the plot with an unsub during a case. The result is terrifying.
OMG, did you see the Hotchalanche in last night's episode?

(general exclamation when it dramatic Hotch-related event occurs) HOTCHALANCHE!
by gilesy_09 August 22, 2009
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