Hoded

Acronym for the phrase "how retarded".

How hoded is Allison? Very!

by OhIDid October 13, 2013

Hoked

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

by Willietipit May 12, 2015

Hodensac

The German word for scrotum. Referring to a German's genitals. A German's word for balls, nuts, acorns, cajones, juevos, whatever.

Grunhelda: O' look at Fritz, he looks like he has a big hodensac.

Helga: O' ya ya he has big hodensac, very big yes?

by The_Riddler aka E.Nygma March 14, 2012

Homedale

(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of cowboy boots, vehicle-filled lawns, oversized pickup trucks, and women wearing bathrobes on front porches while smoking.

the twilight zone was weird... but HOMEDALE... now that's really odd.

by Ogmosic December 13, 2010

Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009

Honkey Hoedown

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.

I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's

by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

Hodedo

Ebonics for "Please hold the door for me", or "Wait a little longer so that I may enter."

Yo bus driva, dis nigga need a ride slim! Hodedo mutherfucka!

by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005