hammer time

A catchphrase a man says before jackhammering his partner and consequently breaking his/her neck.

Henry said 'It's hammer time!' in his chinese room.

by kenny is a fag November 2, 2006

Hammer Time

Generaly Used THIRD party reffering to someones level of intoxication in a social setting when that said person may not know how intoxicated they really are. You can also use the phrase in refference to yourself when describing anticts of when you were overly intoxicated.

Dude 1- " That chick right there just shuved a slice of pizza in her pocket, Hammer Time"

or

You- " I was Hammer Time last night kid, I drank 24 beers then shit on a cop car"

Friend-"Awsome, That is Hammer Time"

by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011

hammer time

Comes from the MC Hammer song but is now commonly used for when someone says something annoying and you want to express your anger with someone you know.
It now means to beat someone to death with a hammer. Lovely

Danny: I get £10,000 when i'm 18 so upset I have to wait, damit!

Jonzy: *To Dave* Hammer Time! *With fist action of smashing down Danny with a hammer*

Dave: *To Jonzy* sum1 goes I care or sumthin

by RATM February 28, 2005

Hammer Time

Hammer Time, a minute every day dedicated to awesomeness. The official time of Hammer Time has been set by the internet community to 11:42 AM.

"What time is it?" says Bill
"Umm, 11:42." says person with watch.
"HAMMER TIME!!1!" says teh newfags.

by yourmomshairyvag May 12, 2010

Hammer Time

shotgunning beers in the nude

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it

by Hammer April 13, 2005

Hammer Time

To go broke or bankrupt by making poor life's decisions.

A bum had a piece of cardboard with two words written on it, "Hammer Time"

by NoirZK June 20, 2009

hammer time

The act of getting extremely drunk or being extremely drunk.

"I am hammer time" (barfing in the snow)

"Hey! It's my birthday, let's get hammer time."

by kickstand hotrod fingerbang January 18, 2007