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HAMASS

A mix of the words ‘Ham’ and ‘Ass’. A term referring to famous Spanish tennis player, Rafael (Rafa) Nadal’s fat ass. The word ham comes from his subway commercial and so the mix of that and his large ass come to create the word ‘Hamass’.
“Damn look at Hamass…it looks really good in those shorts!”

“Hamass makes me feel things.”
by Ilovefatassedtennisplayers October 28, 2023
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Look at her hamass.
by Rachel September 14, 2003
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Hamassed

Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )

You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.

Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
by Lightamongdarkeness February 9, 2024
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Hamassed

Did your home just get invaded and your family raped, beheaded and killed? You got Hamassed!
Do you ascribe to a belief system that allows your government to use your children by strapping bombs on them to murder civilians? You are Hamassed!
Did you just take a selfie of yourself murdering and raping girls in another country, and sending those selfies to your friends? You got Hamassed.
Were you kidnapped by a bunch of animals and taken into a foreign country. You were Hamassed.
I was sleeping in my bed on a holiday morning, and suddenly my family was dead. They were Hamassed.
by FARKHAMAS January 9, 2024
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Hamassed

When your country is invaded, there are many rapes, people are tortured, 1,200 are murdered and 250 are kidnapped but it is your fault.
Israel and Nigeria are being Hamassed.
by XRatedCat May 31, 2024
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Hamassed

When someone attacks you and blames you for it.
Nate stole Jack’s weed and blamed him for leaving it out. Jack got hamassed
by Mistermanoriginal January 10, 2024
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When your wife has been raped, children burnt alive, aunt kidnapped, uncle murdered and the world accuses you of massacre.
"For a moment I thought I was being hamassed, my children had disappeared, my house burnt down and my wife had gone missing."
by Troilus January 16, 2024
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