HABJ

Pronounced "hab jay," HABJ is an acronym for "half-assed blow job."

A HABJ is the unfortunate event that occurs when a blow job is not performed to "completion."

Michael was so disappointed that all he got was a HABJ for his 3 year anniversary.

by SMB1234 September 26, 2011

HABJ

an acronym for: horny ass bastard jew, typically used to describe someone that just can't keep it in their pants.

Damn dude, Rijo is the biggest HABJ I've ever met.

by bonerventure218 August 15, 2011

Habjibidigooba

The extra gooey saliva your stoned ass body generates after chooching on that super chooch bongo 87 your boy mad ya snap.

Hey bro make sure you get that Habjibidigooba outside the car this time, mom thought I busted a load last time it got in the car.

by Chubracabra January 13, 2021

Habjot

When someone is pissing you off, or being a fucking idiot, they are called a Habjot

“Why tf are you choking the chicken you habjotic fuck?”

by jackblieschke December 6, 2021

habjabba

a cocksucker; one who loves to suck the one-eyed monster

that habjabba sure does like cock, fucking sicko.

by t-son January 10, 2005

habjwhdbvqgilfqr

when something is so funny over the text you can't type, or you're so bored you're just spamming the keyboard

1- person- *joke* other person "habjwhdbvqgilfq"
2- *in class* uhhhhhhh types "habjwhdbvqgilfqr" into the search bar of google

by habjwhdbvqgilfqrHBASJHXBHASJKX May 24, 2021

Habjeebjeeb

An arabic or indian n*gga, often used as a slur.

The local 7/11 was operated by the habjeebjeeb, who also stole my wallet. Typical habjeebjeeb.

by ErthB45 January 19, 2025