Goico

A greedy insurance company with big noses even more crooked than its insurance practices

Goico denied my claim again and found me at fault for getting rear ended

by D Flawless March 17, 2022

GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

Goiche

The tender skin on a male's inner thigh that sprouts a mix of pubic and leg hair.

That fat chick I pile-drove last night gave me the worst chaffage on my goiche.

by Koogar July 4, 2009

geico hoe

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

by Lawtown October 23, 2008

Gomco Clamp

A fucking scary device used to circumcise a penis. Kinda looks like Satan's toenail clippers, or maybe some German masochist's stapler. Basically a vise specially shaped to fit a penis. Can exert up to 20,000 pounds of crushing force. Google it if you're curious -- and brave.

Just the thought of a Gomco Clamp makes my dick hurt.

by Davidov K. March 28, 2007

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

GEICO

You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.

Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.

by slmtephanie December 13, 2007