God, Church

God Church is the term used by Jake Paul in his song 'Its Everyday Bro' song and refers to something going well.

'And i drop some new merch and its selling like a god, church.'

by JangoFettSayingPossibly June 13, 2017

God, Church

the amazing song Jake Paul made to represent the vlogs he posts every day as well as the constant grind he has in his life (the song also represents Team 10

And i just droped some new merch, and its selling like a god, church

by logangpauler#1 July 12, 2017

God Church

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.

by DJFudrucker June 01, 2017

God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

by Anusboi June 10, 2017

God, church

When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.

Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church

by TheROASTER😎😎😎 June 21, 2017

God church

A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.

And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by TheWordSubmitter June 11, 2017

god church

what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song

drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)

by LeafyIsLyfe June 14, 2017