Gnarble

A deep sea creature that's never been seen by a human.

The gnarble is a weak swimmer due to its thin tail.

by Jack Mackerel August 3, 2011

Gnarble

To simultaneously have cock and balls in your mouth

Hey man can you Gnarble my nuts?

by Rustinpeace23 September 13, 2012

Gnarlette

This is the female ('human') version of 'gnarly'. A pathetic girl whom is physically dirty/greasy. She can be a TRY HARD whom pretends a lot. Also tends to be ignorant to the fact they are in all ways - repulsive. Other describing words would include fake, poser, annoying, lazy and filthy.

She wears the same clothes in every picture, she is definitely a Gnarlette. YUCK!

by realeh January 25, 2015

Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

gnarbeque

a most excellent barbeque. usually with lots of beer, babes, herb, and the best steak you can buy

dude, did you hear about that gnarbeque james is having? i heard theres supposed to be three kegs!

by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009

Gnarletron

Badass shit

Ahh thats Gnarletron

by Neutrino May 1, 2003

gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

by jayfinator December 15, 2011