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Geead

Originally a French term, a 'gead' is a modification of the sexual act known as a 'handjob'. Unlike the typical handjob, a geead requires* constant eye contact throughout the act, including during ejaculation.

*If eye contact is broken, the recipient of the geead is allowed and encouraged to beat the performer of the geead with a stick no thicker than the shaft of the recipient's penis.
-Danm B, your mom gives the best geeads!

-I know right!!!
by Ishmu349 January 17, 2009
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geewad

A person who enjoys the feeling of objects up-the-butt. Mostly common in private schools where penetration of the anus is widely accepted.
Guy 1: *shoves pencil up Guy 2's anus*
Guy 2: "Get off me you geewad!"
by Jason Robberson May 19, 2013
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Geedo

Street term for marijuana. Popularized in eastern Ontario, Canada. (Ottawa, Toronto) in the 90's. 'Geed' is Somali for 'Tree'.

Pronunciation

/ɡā/lō/
CUSTOMER - "Yo dawg you got any Geedo?"

CHOPPER - "Yea B. But don't be heatbag."
by Mr. Flip January 25, 2018
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geedunk

1. An old U.S. Navy term. Candy, junk food, etc.
2. A place where it can be obtained.
"Jones would rather pig out on geedunk than eat real food."

"I'm thinkin' of goin' down to the geedunk. I'll fly if you'll buy."
by acemery January 28, 2005
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Geeanne

Amazing: gorgeous, smart, nice, quiet but confident when around her friends and very outgoing. Completely awesome.
Wow, who's she?' 'That's Geeanne bro.' 'Wow.
by =]|[= May 26, 2011
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geladareia

Pronounced: gel-la-duh-ria. A sexual act in which the male sticks ice cubes in a woman's anus and continues to punch it vigorously; ice fisting
Person 1: I geladareia'd my girl last night bro and she passed out
Person 2: Ya'll are freaks 🅱️
by Kdaddy&Pat February 6, 2018
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Geeaboo

A person who idolizes German culture and has a overwhelming like for anime
My friend is such a geeaboo he loves WW2 German anime’s.
by Smokeycartoon July 17, 2019
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