Let's Garfunkle

To Leave

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8

by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014

Garfunkle Pub's

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

by Pamela N January 16, 2008

Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

grunkle stan

mabel and dip dops great uncle

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD

by soppu chan June 18, 2017

Garfinkle strut

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

by UtsUts July 17, 2006

Grunkle Stan

A law abiding citizen that pays his taxes, follows road safety laws and and runs a absolutely honest tourist attraction called The Mystery Shack he also does not steal radioactive acid from the US government nor does he commit crimes like Pug trafficking, Shoplifting or trespassing, he also is a completely honest person who has never scammed a single person in his life neither is he aware of the 7th dimensional triangle dream demon Dorito named Bill Cipher.

Mabel: Grunkle Stan! The cops are here again!
Stan: Not again! Now which one of these tiles is the trapdoor?

by The man in the walls August 6, 2023

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022