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Fuck you that's why! 

The correct response to a smart arsed sarcastic question, usually from your partner.
Gemma :"You have apparently took a wrong turn and are now going in the wrong direction. Phils house is the other way, why did you do this?"
John : "Fuck you that's why!"
Fuck you that's why! by KingPryle September 25, 2010

It's when you fuck someone in the clit.

Handlebar Congo- It's when you fuck someone in the clit.

Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.
Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.

Fuck you, that's why 

A response to a question of the practicality of something which is clearly overkill, it implies that the one who uses the phrase to answer the question of 'why' knows full well that it is overkill, and overkilling for overkill's sake was their intent.

(The examples probably describe it better)
Q: Why would you build an aircraft carrier that flies?
A: Because fuck you, that's why

Q: Why would you need a 6-core CPU?
A: Because fuck you, that's why

Q: Why would you make an automatic grenade launcher?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
Fuck you, that's why by gnerd October 11, 2011

Why? FUCK YOU, that's why. 

What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.

Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.

Freeman: Ok.

3 days later:

Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!

Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.

Fuck you, that's how! 

The appropriate response to any and all irritating, stupid or outright pointless questions revolving around how something came to be. Not to be confused with "Fuck you, that's why!"...
When asked... "How did you do that?!"

Immediately and forcefully respond with...."FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW!"

or

When asked..."How do I use this?"

Respond with..."Fuck you, that's how!"