A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.
"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"
"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014
Get the Fonermug. The female version of a boner. Often when a female gets sexually aroused, excited, etc. Her vagina will experience a pulsing, throbbing sensation. This may last for one moment or a few hours, depending on the subject's arousal.
Francheska- "He took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when I saw his tattoo I totally got a foner."
by MissKittysAdventures September 6, 2010
Get the Fonermug. Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.
Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
by Bibbety Blue November 5, 2011
Get the Fonermug. by DEEEEEEJJJ December 9, 2008
Get the Fonermug. When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.
by LBsee March 19, 2013
Get the Fonermug. I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"
by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005
Get the fonermug.