A Dark Gooner technique; a state in which one goons so hard after a long period of edging (typically one week, but a Dark Gooner can go even further) that their eyes begin to flicker into the head.
Matthew: Hey, have you ever attained the state of 'flicker gooning'?
Jared: Not yet, but my Dark Gooner friend can enter it for seven seconds.
Jared: Not yet, but my Dark Gooner friend can enter it for seven seconds.
by goon-scholar May 22, 2024
Get the flicker gooningmug. Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025
Get the Canadian flicker gooningmug. The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 1, 2024
Get the Bosnian Flicker Goonmug. It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK
by Googlebop February 5, 2025
Get the Portsmouth Flicker Gooningmug. A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
by NeuralOwl12345 December 4, 2024
Get the Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooningmug. Indian flicker gooning is where one does not shower for months or years on end to build up layers of grime all over their body. they proceed to flicker goon and in doing so, slowly chip away at the layers of crust that have built up over the previously mentioned no shower period. Right before climax, the gooner must grab a bowl and ejaculate into it for later. this saved semen will later be used in a traditon indian street food dish as a placeholder for any type of cream.
by Creamiest leader December 21, 2024
Get the Indian flicker gooningmug. A sexual act in which, a male goes two three years Dagestan and trains for hours each day allowing for sweat and smegma to build up within their foreskin they will not shower but instead will allow Islam makachev to use their genitalia as a punching bag and hit it over and over until all the smegma is gone
Last night me and Bryce tried Dagestani flicker gooning after Bryce spent 3 years in Dagestan. Bryce's taint is gone.
by jsmith33334 April 16, 2025
Get the Dagestani flicker goonmug.