flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

by esbradjosh April 9, 2010

INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019

flaccidity

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.

I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

Flee the facility

A rly fun game on roblox. You have to hide from the beast if ur a survivor and u have to capture all the survivors of ur the beast

I couldn’t stop playing flee the facility the other day. It’s so addicting

by hamburger2020 November 26, 2020

Fatidity

Of, or relating to a state of fatness; hypnotic obesity; fat

"Hahahahaha... Fatidity. When did I get to be such a heartless jackass?"

"Her fatidity is consuming us all."

by Liz and Kyle February 15, 2006

Facility Tranquility

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.

I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019