Fireworking

The act of violently masturbating and jizzing into the night sky while simulating the noises of fireworks going off. Typically done on November 5th around a Bonfire

Person #1: hey, are you going Fireworking tonight, fam?

Person #2: yeah. This time I'll try not to burn my knob though

by Blahblahblahusernamehumdydoo November 5, 2016

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drive-by fireworking

When you throw fireworks out of a moving vehicle. Usually done in residential areas.

The Grand-Am was egged because it was speeding through the neighborhood while the occupants inside were drive-by fireworking.

by Mr. Salt July 10, 2006

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When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.

Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?

Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!

by Iced Liberal July 6, 2020

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Firewooding

Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.

I can't believe how much firewooding Paul pulled off. I mean, how much money did he spend on Ben Wa balls? He has an incredibly gaping anus

by DickDickington September 8, 2017

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flirtworking

A conversation in which you have not yet decided if you are flirting or networking.

You go find a person at a party who works at a company that your company might like to partner with in some way, however upon meeting them you notice that they are very attractive and your conversation is going very well. It is time to decide are you going to make a deal for your company or make a deal for some company, you are flirtworking.

by alconpowersauce February 18, 2010

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