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Fatching

She's too peng fam, I think I'm fatching u kno...... I wanna make her mine.
by ZK Willz December 27, 2016
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Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.
I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.
by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012
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Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue
I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.
by pierre jay February 10, 2009
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Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.
Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.
by My Fault May 3, 2011
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Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.
He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.
by MMath January 6, 2012
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Fetching

very attractive; capturing interest;
"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"
by Lauren16 August 21, 2006
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Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010
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