Faddle

When a human face is used as a bicycle saddle, it's called faddle (face+saddle).

Amy : 'I will have a long workout on my gym bike, please be my faddle, hon!'

Brian : 'Yes, my mistress , I will serve you with pleasure! '

by Jeab5 April 5, 2019

Faddle

When you gotta deuce, but it’s no ordinary deuce. You definitely have the faddles. The internal temperature rises the stomach starts bubbling and the shakes and sweats follow. Before finally a thick coating is left on 3/4 of the throne interior. And a relief like no other comes over you, almost euphoric.

Whomever - “wtf is wrong with you, it’s like septic tank exploded in here”.... “ Sorry I have the Faddles.”

by One time for Sharon December 3, 2020

faddle

a hot dog

Give me one of them delicious looking faddles, please.

by detlefschremph June 1, 2011

faddle

(v) to engage in, with vigour, a task that you would normally not put much effort into because of lack of enthusiasm, low self-confidence or other inculpative factors

we are going out tonight, and we're gonna put a faddle on it!

by SenorJordo July 24, 2011

Faddles

Fat, puffy, feet that resemble a paddle. Great for swimming, not so attractive to look at.

Look at that girls feet. I can't even see any toe definition.

Man, she is rocking some straight faddles.

by Lrzewnicki August 30, 2009

faddling

literally - messing about with, doing something without knowing how to do it and using trial and error, fiddling with, winging it, tampering with, jury rigging

He was faddling about trying to mend it without knowing what he was doing.
I can't get this to work, you have a faddle with it.
Stop faddling with that before you break it.
I cant make it fit properly so I'll have to faddle it.

by wired_retired March 15, 2011

faddle

completes a nonsensical task; creates nonsense, either with or without self-knowledge.

The U.S Senate fiddles, faddles.

by Mike Gellerman June 24, 2006