FNC

FNC or Fap. Nap. Crap.

For when you are feeling pretty sick or bad, and all you need is one of these.

any combo of the two seems to work

Brian: duuuude, you look really sick man,
Steven: Yea man, feeling really crook aye
Brian: Have a FNC dude, makes ya feel really good.

by MrAxespoe January 1, 2010

FNC

abbreviation for Fuck Neo-Cons. Summary of public attitudes toward people like Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, and the editors of conservapedia.

You're watching Fox News Channel? FNC!

by Bermy88 April 30, 2009

FNC

FOX News Channel

Cable news station owned by Rupert Murdoch' News Corporation.

Fair and Balanced news in reponse to the liberal bias of ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, and MSNBC.

Consistently has higher ratings than CNN and MSNBC combined.

Greta Van Sustren hosts the show "On The Record" on FNC.

by SAC October 24, 2004

FNC

Fascist News Channel

FNC - Fair and unbalanced.

by Matt the stud July 27, 2010

fnc

Short for “Fish and Chips”, a popular ship between the characters Gillion Tidestrider and Chip from the powerful D&D campaign Just Roll With It (JRWI). The pair is played by Slimecicle and BizlyChannel.

“I hope fnc becomes canon.”
“Same! They’re dynamic is the best!”

by Jay Ferin February 7, 2023

fnc

Fuck n Chuck

a person you go out with to fuck and then dump em.

kane was just an fnc so i dumped him last night.

by bRiTtNeYxx July 27, 2005

fnc

Finger Nail Clippers, often said in a sentence as "F N Cs"

"Can a nigga get me some FNCs?"

by Huge RainCloud February 23, 2007