fele

A verb.
To caress someone with an expression that is sexual, creepy, and calm all at once...during a situation in which sexual and creepy should not apply. Often used by those who offer emotional support with the intention of getting in your pants. Badly-timed, highly-sexual flirting.

Shauna: So, last night when I was really down Bobby touched my arm...do you think it was flirting?
Jennifer: Honey. Babe. Girl. Bobby is a notorious fuckboy. All he ever does is fele! He might as well have said:"I'm here for you baby, but I'm also here to be inside you in 30-45 minutes."

by hey people June 23, 2017

FELE

Abbreviation for "Fuck 'Em and Leave 'Em" meaning to speak one's piece and end an argument abruptly after failing to find common ground or a solution.

Sarah: Dude I'm not getting anywhere with JD! We've been arguing in circles for hours!
Emily: FELE dude. He's hopeless.

by im_tiny_tim July 24, 2020

Feleke

(verb) To fall asleep, to be tired, to be able to fall sleep anywhere. (noun) A person who tend to get sleepy after eating meals or during boring meetings

I Feleke'd it during today's 2 hour seminar.

by randomperson85 May 27, 2010

felendir

The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.

"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."

"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."

by Toddenhammer January 15, 2009

Felecrescology

Felecrescology is the study of cat growing. The word is derived from the Latin feles,felis F., meaning "cat" and cresco,crescere, crevi, cretum, meaning "to grow". Under normal conditions, cats usually reproduce though sexual reproduction like other mammals. But under ideal circumstances, including proper ultraviolet light wavelength (337nm), fertile soil (preferably in a ceramic pot), and the proper concentration of catalizer(a fertilizer consisting of milk, cat blood, and catnip), a cat can actually be grown. Felecrescologists, as of 2007, have observed that cat D.N.A. has the unusual ability to form a zygote that can develop without a uterus, using the nutrients in the soil as a placenta. All that is needed to grow a cat is an article containing feline D.N.A., such as feces, hairballs, or whiskers, and the ideal conditions previously outlined. Since felecrescology is a new science, felecrescologists are still studying this rare phenomenon and researching other animals that may exhibit the same behaviors.

I am a Felecrescologist and I study Felecrescology. but none of my friends believe it is possible to grow cats, so I guess they will be destined for eternal damnation.

by Comrade Colin January 12, 2008

Felecia

The most amazing girl ever. She's sweet, nice, beautiful, she's always there for you. The only word that can really describe her is 'perfect'. She can make your day 10x better just by looking at you. And then when she talks to you.. It's almost impossible not to smile. When she smiles.. you can't fight it.. you have to smile back. It's beautiful. Her eyes.. The best to be seen. She's the most amazing girl in this universe. Her personality is the best one ever c: She can make me the happiest girl on the planet. Everything about her is amazing, her smile, her face, her laugh, her voice, her eyes, her hair, her name, her EVERYTHING. She's absolute perfection.

I wish Felecia was here.

by Kristina Nicole September 5, 2011

Mexican Felecia

The act of drinking a full bottle of laxative then spraying your partner with 'brown glory' painting a silhouette of them on a wall.

Dude I just drank a 32oz. bottle of anal eruption. I'll be back, I'm gonna give your mom and Mexican Felecia.

by Phenomeron October 8, 2010