felecism

The act of using words that sound similar to the words you meant to use. These words have nothing to do with what was actually meant to be said.

1st: I plain on getting a haircut after work. (Felecism)

2nd: People need show more symphony for others. (Felecism)

3rd: I'm about to play some Dankey Kang on N64. (Felecism)

felecism by FaggotwhitepieceoshitKNITLER May 30, 2016

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felecism

The act of using words that sound similar to the word you meant to use. These words have no actual meaning to what was being said.

1st: I "plain" on going to the mall after work.

2nd: Why can't people show more "symphony" to others.

3rd: I'm about to play some Dankey Kang on my N64

FELECISM

felecism by FaggotwhitepieceoshitKNITLER May 30, 2016

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felecism • felicism • Felix Felecis

felicism

Felicism; (noun); is the direct antonym of Cynicism, and is characterized by faith and hope in human nature and the belief that people's action are motivated by altruism, virtue, empathy & love. A felic will see meaning and worth in any situation or individual.

The word felicism derives from the Latin word for cat which directly contrasts with the root of Cynicism which means dog-like.

It takes a high level of felicism to to trust that politicians have our nation's best interests at heart.

felicism by FelicAtHeart November 25, 2015

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Felix Felecis

Used by Harry Potter in his sixth year at Hogwarts, this potion is used to grant the drinker temporary good luck for a specific amount of time. Commonly known as Liquid Luck.

*drinks the Felix felecis*
Harry: I got a really good feeling about Hagrids- I feel like..it’s the place to be tonight. Doyaknowwotiman?
Ron and Hermione: ..no?
Harry: just trust me. Hi! :D

Felix Felecis by TinyNova November 18, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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