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These are my employees
by Snapple is good April 2, 2019
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employees

Groups of people at the workplace who engage in the means of production by providing labor to the employer. In return for their hard work, the employees receive pay and benefits while the employer makes a profit which allows the employees to continue to earn income which they spend in other places allowing other people to remain employees and their employers make a profit which allows those employees to earn income which they spend in other places ....
Employees make the world go around.
1. Employees are usually very happy to accept a job at an agreed price and with agreed conditions. It makes the employer wonder why that employee then cannot show to work on time or follow the rules of the workplace and be plain lazy.
2. Employees always feel they should be paid more, work less, get better benefits and be able to set their own hours.
3. Employers bang their heads against the wall, all the while knowing most employees are fucking idiots, but continue to hire as once in a while a decent employee, with management potential comes around.
by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009
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Employees Only Room

A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now
by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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Employees Remorse

The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.
Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.

Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
by bahremon June 19, 2009
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Ave employees

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*
The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.
by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020
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government employees

n. someone who wakes up in the morning and has to decide whether or not they want to call in sick. If they don't they show up in time for coffee break, smoke break, pre-lunch break, lunch break, after lunch break, another smoke break, and then wash their hands in time to go home. In other words they are lesbians (someone who doesn't do DICK)
the word work is a place where you go during the day to do your job and collect your money. A government employee goes to work to socialize with friends and talk about what they are going to do when the buzzer goes off to leave.
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003
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Home depot employees

Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
by coal trout November 15, 2019
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