Earther

The belief that Donal Trump is not eligible to be president unless he can prove he is from Earth.

If Trump was a birther, should´t we all become earthers?

by No Hemingway August 23, 2016

Earther

"Earthers" are people who believe that the 1969 US moon landing was staged and that our astronauts did not actually set foot on the moon. They believe it all took place on a sound stage somewhere. Earthers may or may not also be prone to spotting Elvis at 7-11, usually in rural communities.

Those who don't believe that Obama's birth certificate is real are known as "birthers." What about all those people who think the moon landing was staged? I believe they should be called "Earthers."

by OTOOLEFAN July 17, 2009

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Flat Earther

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

by Sur7 January 25, 2019

Flat Earther

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

All flat earthers are dickheads.

by FrogBoot May 5, 2018

Flat Earther

Idiots

Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass

by Skin Ne Penis February 22, 2018

Flat Earther

Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.

I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.

by Gatch Attack July 22, 2017