Earbug

A song that's stuck in your head that you can't get out for anything.

Person 1: Why are you acting so weird?

Person 2: Sorry, I have an earbug. I can't get this stupid Metallica song out of my head.

by danjapan7 June 6, 2010

Rat earbuds

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

The Earbud Theory

Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.

“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”

by eyeswoaface4838 April 3, 2023

Earbud Ache

When you use the shitty buds that apple gives you and it stretches out the inside of your ears to fit in place. Thus causing the ear ache.

Dude one: Shit man! What happend to your ears?!?!
Dude two: What?!?!?!
Dude one: Their all deformed!!!!!!
Dude two: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Dude one: Shit man. You're gonna have one hell of an earbud ache.

by Renaldo1495 October 24, 2008

earbud

That annoying piece of shit rubber that penetrates your ears. The bass explodes loudly with the earbud/s (can be used plurally).

"Chelsey, you ripped my earbud out!"
"Chelsey, you ripped my earbuds out!"

by Lizzie Liz Fairchild May 11, 2007

earbud reflex

the amount of time it takes to react to something; usually slowed by the noise-canceling effect of wearing earbuds.

guy 1: hey dude, i'm gonna totally pants Will over there, he totally won't hear it coming sinse he's wearing earphones.

guy 2: nawww dude, Will has some serious earbud reflex, don't even try it.

by dogmaster97 July 11, 2010

Earbuds

Magical devises that transport you to another demension and get you away from all your problems.

I can't hear you. My earbuds are in.

by Dude56931 April 15, 2015