Ds Position

Also known as the ‘d1ck sucking position’

A: omg look at joe
B: manspreading is so hot omg
A: yes bro hes literally in the ds position🤭

by Harrysmuse March 15, 2023

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Sweet Disposition

1) Noun that refers to the combination of qualities that identifies a person one has strong affection with arising out of kinship or personal ties
2) Savior from the pain of emotions and bringer to feel the true capacity of the heart
3) A nickname for the one with absolute true but unpredictable love

Mary, my Darling, my Sweet Disposition.
End of conversation, talk no further, you are my Sweet Disposition.

by man of couple dreams October 15, 2010

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disposition

The current position that something is in.

The apple is next to the orange, therefore it is in disposition.

by Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel January 29, 2008

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Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.

"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."

by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010

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