dick nipples

elongated nipples that hang or protrude more than the average nipple.

One example can be seen a the first locker room scene of the porno "Debbie Does Dallas," on the cheerleader who is screwing the coach.

by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

Dick nipples

An insult you call someone after they either cockblocked you or did something else swxually frustrating.

My girlfriend's mom has dick nipples!

by Crapfeces November 27, 2022

Dick Nipples

An over sized nipple that is elongated and looks like a penis!

Hey Baby You Wanna Have Some Fun Tonight?
OOOOO Yeah, Get Your Dick Nipples Out
No Way I Ain't Shitting Through Them Again!

by Lars Bolshitz December 26, 2007

Dick Nipples

Another way to describe genital warts on your penis.

"Why no baby those aint warts, thems my dick nipples!"

by Farding Blood November 17, 2009

dick nipples

A term best discussed at the "chinie" buffet. This condition is known for the nipples to be completly replaced by shlongs. Only one person is known to have this condition, he is currently living a quiet life in Ottawa, Ontario. He is only known as Eric, and in his case one dick nipple is black while the other is mexicano.

"Eric..! Calm down! Your dick nipples are showing!"
He replies, "F#$% you guys.."

by Dustin117 October 30, 2006

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

shitting dick nipples

A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.

/r/ shitting dick nipples plz kthnx

by stghm May 31, 2006