Dick Douche

1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!

by Wattx April 3, 2009

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

by eekwhim October 8, 2019

dick douche

A penile cleansing rag.

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.

by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009

Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

Dick douche

When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.

"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.

by Arbkk February 1, 2022

Dick-Douche

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.

Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche

by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009

dick guzzling douche

Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.

Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.

Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.

by SlightlyAmused December 9, 2013