Did I Stutter?!

What one says when someone doesn’t listen to you or seemingly doesn’t understand what you are saying despite you being clear.

Did I Stutter?!:
Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael: Stanley, we’re havin a little…
Stanley: Leave me alone, dammit.
Michael: We’re havin a little brainstorm session…
Stanley: DID I STUTTER?

by MrScotty September 5, 2022

Did I Stutter

when you insult someone and they say, "What did you just say??" it is the best response...ever

alyssa: you fat ho!
triece: what did you just say?
alyssa: did i stutter??

by Angelacia June 20, 2007

why did i search this up

I dont know

Friend: why did i search this up?
You: idk
Teacher: are you supposed to be on that website mr/young lady

by Theguywhosaysthings April 5, 2021

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?

Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?

by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009

Did I Stutter

When you tell someone something in a perfectly clear voice and they don't understand it or hear it correctly. Or they may say, "what did you say?"

Your response is, "did I stutter?!" And say it in a sharp tone...

Jenn: I think you smell like a wet fart.

John: What did you say?

Jenn: Did I stutter?!

by Sidez June 27, 2008

Did i stutta?

Did u hear what i said?

Matt "are you flat"
Random girl "WHAT!?!?"
Matt "Did i stutta?"

by mbutters December 2, 2010

Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.

Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.

by rocktopuss February 23, 2006