Dexcom

A chip/transmitter for diabetic people that implants into their body and measures information like blood sugar and other things. Although I have a suspicion that it makes the person WIFI/ Bluetooth compatible and can connect to the internet.

Me: Hey Jared, is that Dexcom supposed to make you WIFI compatible?

Jared: No! It’s supposed to measure my blood sugar!

Me: Huh, I can’t connect my phone to you. You need to update your software.
Jared: SHUT UP!

by therealpetergriffin May 31, 2023

Workers Decompensation

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 22, 2018

decomgoogolation

where someone becomes frustrated through being inable to use the internet. comes from decombobulation which means "to be frustrated"

"the wireless just froze again, now i cant get my mage up!"
"total decomgoogolation"

by sam osborne October 18, 2008

Decomplish

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.

"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.

by pseudonymity January 12, 2009

decomplexify

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."

You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.

by splicefox August 21, 2020

decompress

Chill out, wind down

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch

by sordid77 August 1, 2006

decommentamination

The act of removing comments that people have posted to your blog or facebook status.

After those jerks posted those nasty comments to my blog, I had to go into decommentamination mode on the post.

by euphman October 2, 2009