Dershed

Getting blind drunk on a weeknight by yourself listening to ICP thinking youre a mad cunt like your uncle Darren.

"Hey is John Coming over to hang?"
"Nah he got Dershed "

by wannabedarren April 10, 2020

Deeshed

Being completely obliterated to a maximum extend in which one can neither talk nor walk.

Yo bro why is Rardson’s head in the sink, I don’t know man he looks absolutely Deeshed right now.

by Speedybugle February 26, 2020

Deeshed

An adjective used to describe when someone's passed out or their face looks like their nips just got tickled. This can be because an individual is tired or just can't hang with the boys when they send it.

Davis: Come on Woodruff just send it you puss.
Bobs: I can't hang sister, I'm hella deeshed right now.

by Davis1326 December 11, 2018

Dershem

A family with bad genes. If you get stuck with these genes I feel bad for you. If you are from Dershem descent you will be really stupid or really smart. But luckily this comes with some perks. Dershems have large penises and are really lucky with the ladies. And they are usually really hot. On the downside you get dumped once they figure out your personality. Also life is really easy because no one expects you to do anything. Unless your smart. Then life is filled with money and the ladies and a good house. The smart ones own penguins and leopards. The dumb ones own cows and chickens. Good luck in life.

Farmers or Red Necks are usually of Dershem descent.

Scientists and Architects who own penguins and leopards are usually of Dershem descent.

by HarryFreeman January 2, 2012

dershdukken

German for "shut your whore mouth".

Eddie screamed, "Dershdukken, bitch!" during beer pong.

by katty no pants September 26, 2011

dershenstien

The process of getting your hair cut like a soccer mom, and always asking for the manager

Man NotSoBright is looking like a dershenstien

by reservedbh October 1, 2018

Dershell

Dershells are the greatest people you can ever meet. Has amazing boobs like girl share some! Best friend tou can ever have. Anime lover and very sexually experimental. Get yourselves a Dershell

She's got such great boobs, that must be a dershell

by Cassandra with 2 s' December 7, 2021