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Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick 

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

Dead Man's Dumpster Diving 

My next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. I've been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn't know) Dead Man's Dumpster Diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.

Arby's Dumpster 

A magical dumpster, almost like the tardis, that is home to Erica Karen Diehn that lands between a needle invested alley way, and brick wall of the local Arby's on Miller Park Way. The Arby's Dumpster comes fully furnished with a beautiful and flourishing backyard garden, and food is provided daily. Rent is discounted due to a slight rat problem. Only $4,600/month.
Are you going to the Erica's party at the Arby's Dumpster
Arby's Dumpster by arbymartin April 24, 2024

Denny's Dumpster Dive

A Denny's Dumpster Dive is when you put your tongue in someone's butt and lick around until you get shit on it, then you pull it out and swallow it. Preferably showing your partner it before swallowing.
John: "What did you do yesterday?"
Mark: "Of yeah yesterday I went for a Denny's Dumpster Dive on Annabelle"

tracy b's cum dumpster 

the skankiest bitch in kumeu. her pussy straight up looks like minced meat at this point with the amount of pounding its taken. has a large glazing of male creme brulee after finishing on that minced meat
yoza, lets go hit tracy b's cum dumpster this weekend you keen?
yooza sieg fuk

Cum dumpster slut nugget 

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.