Defruit

An act of urination.

Caitlin must defruit herself otherwise she might wet her pants.

by Deb Chung May 25, 2005

decruit

The opposite of recruit - to be laid off of work. Generally in the context of a job where active recruiting takes place in good times.

I was recruited to work on Wall Street last year, but this year the economy took a shit, so I've been decruited.

by bob1911 December 18, 2008

College Decruiter

An employee of a university who tries to talk someone out of enrolling at the university.

Decruiter: Looking at your high school GPA, you might want to consider going to trade school.

Prospective College Student: Man, I've just been dissed by a College Decruiter!

by Academic Adviser October 17, 2010

defrutigerize

Removal of traits characteristic of the pre-July 18, 2003 Investment Banking template in favor of those characteristics requiste ensuing the aforementioned date; most notably, Frutiger 55.

Also: defrutigerization, defrutigerizationism

Hope yo' silly pale ass hasn't gone and frutigered that muthafucka, oh I be bombin' defrutigerization all over that ass, biatch.

by Andrew 3000 February 4, 2004

Detruit la Nuit

An exclamation, translating from French to destroy the night, after talking with friends about how legendary the night will be.

Dude: Bro, we are so getting wasted at this club tonight!
Bro: Detruit la Nuit!

by The Gathering March 23, 2011

deFreitas

the shit
as in barbados
see freitas

im defreitas with beastmaster
im defreitas when im drunk and everyone hates me

by domwalkinonparnes January 17, 2008

Defruited

A person who got out of the gay questioning phase and turned out to be straight

After talking to her the fruitness inside me defruited

by 90's Sexuality June 5, 2022