by Aburesh01 October 30, 2007
Often said by poker players who continually change all their cards on the first changeover.
When the dealer asks the player if he wants 'five cards?' the player would say 'Oh deefs'
When the dealer asks the player if he wants 'five cards?' the player would say 'Oh deefs'
by launcher April 18, 2007
When you get a virus on your computer, you can say that your computer is deefed.
There are various alterations to the word. You can simply say for example, "Computer deefed," when you need to say that you're computer is fucked.
Originated in Allentown, PA.
There are various alterations to the word. You can simply say for example, "Computer deefed," when you need to say that you're computer is fucked.
Originated in Allentown, PA.
by Robbit August 10, 2005
by Admiral Dude Kiss May 08, 2008
The Deef is a very plump and chubby creature bred in the outer islands of Costa Rica. It is said to be very rare, and once any mammal consumes its eggs, that mammal will be granted three wishes. Bob Ross is said to have faked his own death to settle down in Canada and create the biggest Deef farm known to man. 35 known Deef are currently held in captivity in the lowest level of the White House, level -147. The government is experimenting with cross-breeding the Deef to maximize the egg's power before growing and releasing the population back out to the wild.
Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.
Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.
The Deef are escaping captivity and overthrowing the government.
by SpicyOnion_23 January 05, 2023
To dry hump, more or less have sex with clothes on. Mormons like to deef so that they can nut without having actual sex. Deef sessions are typically 1-3 hours. Widely known in Utah county, Utah.
“Deef me?”
“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”
“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”
by Analjames December 29, 2017
by jammertheslammer March 24, 2018