deef 

A white tiger with the head of a man.

"Where were you yesterday?" "I was at the zoo checking out the deefs!" "AWESOME!"

deef by Admiral Dude Kiss May 8, 2008

Deef 

The Deef is a very plump and chubby creature bred in the outer islands of Costa Rica. It is said to be very rare, and once any mammal consumes its eggs, that mammal will be granted three wishes. Bob Ross is said to have faked his own death to settle down in Canada and create the biggest Deef farm known to man. 35 known Deef are currently held in captivity in the lowest level of the White House, level -147. The government is experimenting with cross-breeding the Deef to maximize the egg's power before growing and releasing the population back out to the wild.

Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.

The Deef are escaping captivity and overthrowing the government.

Deef by SpicyOnion_23 January 5, 2023

DEEF 

To dry hump, more or less have sex with clothes on. Mormons like to deef so that they can nut without having actual sex. Deef sessions are typically 1-3 hours. Widely known in Utah county, Utah.

“Deef me?”

“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”

DEEF by Analjames December 28, 2017

Deef 

Straight up, a dick fart

Holy shit Connor! Did you just deef? Get the fuck out of my car!

Deef by jammertheslammer May 15, 2018

Deef 

Deef |dēf|

1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.

2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.

1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."

2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."

Deef by LingAnth October 10, 2011

deef 

it is the male eqivalent of a queef. the male ejects air out of his penis. the "d" in deef stands for dick. it means a dick queef, or a dick fart. a deef sounds like a very high pitched fart

What is that smell? Did you just fart?

No, i deefed.

deef by Erich Smith May 11, 2007

Deef 

Hell no, Hell naw

"Dude your mom is so freaking hot!"
"Deef"

Deef by jMann1015 December 22, 2014