Damnith

1) A brother-word to damnit, but used when you wish to have a shakespearean accent.

2) Most commonly used when yelling about something/someone that/who has made you upset enough to begin sounding like a 18th century play writer.

3) Also can be used if in highschool in attempt to get away with cussing in front of a teacher. You will later regret trying such adolescent things, but it is possible to laugh at later in life. Once out of highschool, it is safe to use without the feeling of stupidity which follows.

Damnith, I can't believe he screwed my mom.

by Shamussparks January 17, 2008

god damnit

The phrase "God Damnit", which when expressed in a grammatically correct fashion would read "God Damn It," is a vulgarity used to express frustration. It's literal definition is "May the Christian God Damn it to Hell". In slang, it is a phrase used in a generally non-religious context. For example, if one cannot get an electronic device to work properly, one might exclaim "God Damnit!", meaning that you are so upset with the device you wish that God would condemn it to eternal damnation.

It is rarely used literally, and is considered a lesser of vulgarities, though to the extremely religious it is considered highly offensive. In the Christian faith it is considered a violation of one of the ten commandments.

"I can't get this VCR to work! God Damnit!"

by James E. Bradford June 25, 2006

DamnItzDaddy

me:have you seen daddy's snapchat
girl:no daddy?
me:yeah damnitzdaddy

i want sex with damnitzdaddy

by DADDYLIAMFANS March 7, 2017

science damnit

used instead of god damnit to express dismay

person 1: "that asshole just killed my character!"
person 2: "SCIENCE DAMNIT!"

by T and POPO April 22, 2007

Damnit Harvey

Whenever something goes wrong you just have to blame anyone else but yourself, so you just blame a Harvey even if he had nothing to do with it.

I thought it would be quicker if I took a detour but now I'm lost in the woods?! Damnit Harvey

by The Communist Cucumber February 7, 2021

god damnit!

The politically correct term to describe the feeling of life grabbing you by the balls.

Life sucks!

God damnit! My teacher is a dick!
God damnit! I hate my fucking job!
God damnit! I have lost faith in the human race!
God damnit! Why didn't my mom have an abortion?

by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

damnit johny

While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.

Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.

by UltraThikc June 27, 2014