Dov

Literal sex offender who likes jimmy johnsons, does a lot of hand movements but hes also an absolute mega stud and he will fuck your wife if he wants to, and by wife i mean your 5 year old brother, trust me, also hes pretty good at basketball as he has experience touching big balls

john: bro dov fucked my wife last night and now we're going through a divorce
stan: you sure it wasn't your 5 year old sister?
john: act

Dov by jamarious quangle dangle May 15, 2022

Dov

don't be a dov. a dov is the worst person ever to exist and they probably rape children, are annoying, and love basketball. also they are secretly nice.

man 1: "yo i think my best friend is actually a Dov"
man 2: "bro you better run before he rapes you"

Dov by BluePrxsmDhude21 April 27, 2022

Dov

dov is a good person that loves jet black dogs and follows their dreams without giving up (hopefully)

dov is awesome

Dov by devil town May 2, 2019

DOV

Pronounced 'Dove.' An informal(/irreverent) medical term for a patient who is alive and 'stable,' but being supported by a ventilator and generally in a coma, with little chance of ever recovering function. Stands for 'Dead On the Vent(ilator).'

It's been a slow night; we got a GSW around 2:00, but otherwise just been the DOVs.

DOV by facs February 17, 2009

dov

the chaddest chad to ever chad it (ever)

person: yo look at dov he's too good
person2: insanity

dov by the j jonah jameson moment January 9, 2022

Dov

Dov - a deity created through the collective hatred of humanity with the purpose of destroying civilization

Supèorį lor ücte, dov iska lo mein!!!
(Bloody hell, the demonic child has been born!!!)

Dov by The Great Ape Sage September 24, 2021

DOV

D.O.V. is an acronym for DragOnView, which alludes to pornography filmed from the point of view of a human male's phallic member.

The term D.O.V. is often used in conjunction with classic, alluding to a good friend's tastes; for example, "He enjoys watching DOV's all night long... Classic Luis."

DOV by ClassicLuis April 17, 2017