custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

by mags&jules October 22, 2006

Custodian

A person who is responsible of taking care or protecting something.

Yes, he is the custodian of this ship.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

Custodian

A fucking janitor you walnuts

Jeff: the custodian looks like a janitor
Fred: you fucking egg

by Walnutman May 29, 2018

custodian

An insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid.

You wiped your ass with Poison Ivy? What a custodian!!

by Bordizzle November 1, 2005

custodian

stupid dumb uneducated fucks who clean buildings

My 5th grade Math teacher told me that the only thing I can amount to in my miserable life is becoming a custodian. Look where I am now. Cleaning the entire building from bottom to top.

by Lando Rando January 30, 2023

Custodian

When you give a blumpkin but clean up the shit with a rim job before they can wipe.

Friend: why your girl look like she just face smashed a fudgesicle?

Me confused: cause I tried to wipe after a blumpkin and she won the race with a rimjob, cleaned it up like a custodian.

by Kinggampo August 1, 2020

Custodian

A female canine that looks like a cassowary.

A Custodian should only mate with the male equivalent know as a Quidlith

by Rct0712 February 22, 2024