Crimped

Ugly

That guy is crimped

Those floral sheets are so crimped

by Premium BN22 June 9, 2019

crimped

adj. crazy or weird, out of the ordinary

"your parents won't let you come out? that's crimped."

by kajuri descantingam February 22, 2008

crimped

the state of mind of being completely baked after smoking weed.

duu I'm fuckin crimped to the moon right now.

Yeah, I'm too crimped to function.

Them daiper nugs gettin me crimped! Cheaa boyeeee

Crimpin' ain't easy.

by grainzz April 24, 2011

Crimped Up

To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes

Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!

by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006

chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."

WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.

by running out of patience February 24, 2009

pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

by Perruzo December 7, 2009

Crimpet

A amount of marijuana that usually weighs under one gram

person 1:you got enough left to roll a joint?

Person2: no, all i have left is a little crimpet.

by StkdwithMeatnCheez December 21, 2008