Cretard 

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

Cretard by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

cretard 

The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.

It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.

cretard by crazymanz February 2, 2010

cretard 

Someone who is a cretin and a retard.

Person 1: *someone* is a retard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.

cretard by HGCE December 14, 2008

cretard 

One who is creatively retarded.

Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

cretard by smartieracer May 12, 2004

cretard 

some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.

that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...

cretard by seamonkey87 February 13, 2010

Cretard 

(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.

Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.

Cretard by Blue_Genes December 12, 2010

Cretard 

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

Cretard by cretard October 23, 2008