coogs

Someone who constantly naps, who's main activity is sleeping or lying down in a bed.

Jeff: Man that guy is always asleep, I don't get it. Does he do anything?
Sam: He's a coogs. He sleeps like a bum, just loves to nap.

by Tuggstown January 14, 2009

Go coogs

The University of Houston pride slogan. What's unique about Go Coogs is that it can be used in any situation.

I'm having a great night! Go coogs!
-or-
I just got jumped in an alleyway. Go coogs.

by CougarStudent September 1, 2013

coolstorymybro

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

by anonymous February 3, 2019

Coogan Spatula

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

Downtown Coolsville

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.

Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021

Coomsumer

An individual who has an unhealthy addiction and/or sexual excitement for brands and it's products.

A person that lives to consume media and products and will fall in a blind hatred towards persons who don't share their consumer ideology.

They will often be found in flocks sorroundings specific brands and pieces of media.

"Oh yes! Disney is launching a Baby Yoda plushie. I want one! I want one! Oh god, in coomsuming".

"That guy is such a coomsumer, all he does is buy Funko Pops dolls and watch Marvel movies"

by HellToCoom January 29, 2020