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Conted

1) being completely intoxicated by any number of methods

2)To be unlucky
1) I was completely fuckin conted last nite

2) My girlfriend has run away with the milman... conted!!!
by Trout December 3, 2003
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Tea Party Confederate

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.
During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.
by De-Foxifier December 1, 2013
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Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.
Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.
by TheS August 11, 2022
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Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019
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non-content

A word coined by wowcrendor of YouTube. Basically means: content that isn't actually content, which actually makes it content.
Guy 1: Dude look at this sweet new video by wowcrendor!

Guy 2: Nice, that is some high quality non-content.
by Yangarang July 4, 2014
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Cactus content

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content
by jedisithlord March 15, 2020
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For Content

A statement used on the internet for something that's usually unacceptable in normal society, but is excused because it is for the purpose of a Youtube Video.
Dude 1: "Bruh you should go fight that dude for content, it will make the video much more interesting"
Dude 2: "Bruh imma get my a$$ whooped tho"
Dude 1 "Even better! That's a million views!"
by Doc Up September 3, 2021
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