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Comox

A beautiful town full of people too old to appreciate it. All the kids die of boredom if they don't escape. If you say you are going shopping with your friends, your parents will belive you. If you try to sneak into a bar, your parents will already be there. Former home of Pamela Anderson. Until she escaped.
Let's go live in Comox!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
by Person who is stuck in Comox December 1, 2011
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Comox

Comox, B.C. a small town in the middle of Vancouver Island aka "The Rock". It quiet and pretty beautiful. Most people located here are nearly dead. All the young ones do is party hard. Comox has nothing exciting to do AT ALL. Do not live there by any means unless your retired.
Welcome to Comox! Hope you don't die of boredom
by Rapidest February 21, 2009
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Comox

A gorgeous town located in British Columbia, Canada, populated my a bunch of old shits. If you are a teenager that lives in Comox, there is high chance suicide is on the table. We do have one mall, it includes a Canadian Tire, an Ardene... that’s it. And if you go to Highland, I sincerely apologize.
Friend from Vancouver: I would love to live here. It’s like so cute and quiet!
Friend from Comox: That’s nice. I will be murdering you in your sleep.
by Jizz socks December 14, 2019
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Comox Valley

Comox Valley, Containing: Courtenay, Comox, Cumberland, Black Creek and Merville. Starting in alphabetical order:

Black Creek. Black Creek contains the hick population, mostly farmland and weed feilds. Save a horse/ ride a black creek slut.

Comox. Population: loosers, if you lived there you would be home by now... alone... in your bed, masturbating. Its a 'waterfront' district but most people are too bored to veiw it.

Courtenay. The largest city in the comox valley known for 'the mile of flowers' wich is really just a few garden beds with needles and excess change scattered here and there. There is one general store on every block to even out the number of lazy stoners that cant walk very far to get their munchies. Little known fact/ they hire handicapt druggie hookers to clean up the rec center area.

Cumberland. The joke of comox valley, inspiring many jokes such as: Why wasnt Jesus born in Cumberland... because they couldnt find a wise man OR a virgin, and, Whats the most confusing day in Cumberland... Fathers Day. Its a small community in wich everyone is related, if you didnt get the jokes. Surprisingly they do not have children with people from surrounding areas, they just have sex with them... I think it might be a law there to have children with your cousins, siblings parents and so forth.

Merville is gumboot country, often mistaken for Black Creek because there only seperated by a trail of cow droppings. Little is known about this rural area, its community events range from a cow auction and a yearly barn dance.

For more information on the Comox valley please contact your closest marajuana dealer, Since the Comox Valley grows some of the best Weed in BC... they will know all about it.
Comox Valley: The Scrotum Of Earth.
by Tabbz April 16, 2006
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Comox Valley

Land of oysters, weed, pickup trucks and a 70% hick population.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Como La Flor

'Como La Flor' is a Cumbia song that was made by Latin artist, Selena Quintanilla in 1992. The song was released on the album, 'Entre a Mi Mundo' and was one of Selena's greatest hits in her singing career. The song, 'Como La Flor' goes into detail about presumably a heartbroken woman losing her love to a man upon learning that he is now with someone else and has also given his love to that same person. However, even though the woman is saddened to see the love of her life move on to someone new, she wishes the couple the very best of luck in life. Hence the name, 'Como La Flor'. The flower mentioned in the song describes the woman's love life. As a flower, it needs love, care, and attentiveness. If that flower were not to receive the care that is needed in order to keep it healthy and alive, then that flower would shrivel up and die. Just like the woman's love for her old lover in the song, that love had compassion and tenderness; a type of love that is similar to that of a flower. When learning of her loved one's new lover, the woman's heart grew weaker and weaker until it was (figuratively) completely wilted from the loss of her sweetheart's love; again like a flower. Even if the woman is deeply hurt over the fact that her man gave his love to another person, she has come to accept it. This still pains the woman though, as she still loves her ex boyfriend.
Como la flor crece, también lo hace su profundo y perdurable amor el uno por el otro. Si ese amor fuera a morir, al igual que la flor también.

As the flower grows, so does their deep, abiding love for one another. If that love were to die, as would the flower too.
by CumbiaLover1971 February 20, 2017
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comopper

One who does silly, foolish things.
Oh my gosh. You're such a comopper.
by Borderline Brandon December 18, 2014
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