committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.

John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.

committed bachelor by Autonymous August 23, 2014

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

Comcasted by SRTunak April 4, 2010

committed non-relationship 

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"

The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.

committed non-relationship by malberry August 31, 2012

Plot committed 

Just as in poker, being unable to escape a television show (e.g. Lost) due to the amount of time you've dedicated to it.

Man, Lost sucks so hard right now but I'm plot committed until the finale.

Plot committed by Jurrr March 9, 2009

committed hook up 

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.

I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.

committed hook up by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009

fully committed to evil 

one who is sure to perpetrate evil acts on everyone in the vicinity

my boss is fully committed to evil

fully committed to evil by big g June 4, 2004

Committed Relationship 

The act of being in a relationship with someone and being MONOGAMOUS

I told that boy I was looking for a committed relationship not a booty call

Committed Relationship by Lil' Mama Tee April 27, 2011