Cold cuts

A vagina with an abundance of labia with many folds that resembles a cold cut sandwich. Often accompanied by a fat labia majora resembling the bun

Do you have any mayo to go along with the cold cuts?

by MamoonJ June 13, 2008

Cold Cuts

Farting while you are asleep

Honey entire room stunk from all your Cold Cuts last nights

by mumpfretch July 14, 2018

cold cuts

pussy lips

by mike August 29, 2003

Cold Cuts

A fun nighttime activity. Under the cover of darkness a man or woman sneaks into a morgue with a shoehorn, white mask, and a tuna grinder. Only after finding a deceased woman can the wild sex begin. The shoehorn is only necessary if the corpse’s pussy has become too stiff for penetration.

“Can cold cuts give cold sores?”

by Nob April 28, 2004

Mixing Cold Cuts

"lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.

Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.

by LogTeats Kep July 25, 2008

sloppy cold cuts

The ass cheeks of a very large woman.

"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017