CoffTea represents one of the many errors in the seemingly simple task of preparing instant coffee. It takes the form of luke warm, grey-brown liquid, and on tasting, could be either tea or coffee. It's impossible to tell. Even complex chemical analysis performed by very clever people wearing lab coats would throw up a blank on cofftea.
by Bluetongue April 16, 2010
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The Cofftea drink occurs when your colleague has been asked to make a tray of hot drinks for the office that consists of both coffee and tea requests.
After spooning coffee granules into the designated cups and stirring in hot water the coffee granules unseen on the back of the spoon are then transferred into the cups that have tea brewing in them when the tea bags are to be removed.
It should be noted that only tea consumers will be able to define this rancid drink. Coffee drinkers shall be unaffected.
After spooning coffee granules into the designated cups and stirring in hot water the coffee granules unseen on the back of the spoon are then transferred into the cups that have tea brewing in them when the tea bags are to be removed.
It should be noted that only tea consumers will be able to define this rancid drink. Coffee drinkers shall be unaffected.
by Rabid Raccoon May 18, 2009
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A mystical magical subtance made by mixing the exact right amount of coffee and tea. Perfect for the act of Teabagging during a destructive game truth or dare if left on the stove for hours at a time before hand.
WARNING: To those about to teabag, We salute you. CoffTea may cause ever lasting burns on nutsack, face and any other body parts it comes in contact with
WARNING: To those about to teabag, We salute you. CoffTea may cause ever lasting burns on nutsack, face and any other body parts it comes in contact with
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Neil: How do I make one?
Huzi: make me a cup of tea and add a tea spoon of coffee!
Neil: How do I make one?
Huzi: make me a cup of tea and add a tea spoon of coffee!
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two of life’s greatest pleasures: caffeine and flavors, making the use of cocktails and substitute the base ingredient with coffee while keeping the aroma & flavor characters of the well-known cocktails around the world and make it enjoyable during daytime.
two of life’s greatest pleasures: caffeine and flavors, making the use of cocktails and substitute the base ingredient with coffee while keeping the aroma & flavor characters of the well-known cocktails around the world and make it enjoyable during daytime.
When mixed properly, a “Cofftail” can provide
a perfect balance and more ways to enjoy that
irresistible twist.
a perfect balance and more ways to enjoy that
irresistible twist.
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