cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"

by warren November 26, 2002

Cockslap

While receiving fellatio, the recipient withdraws his penis from the giver's mouth and slaps the giver across the face with it.

It may be an act of degradation, punishment, or performed during climax for an added dramatic effect.

Example 1:
I had to cockslap that bitch for scraping her teeth on my junk too hard.

Example 2:
Jenny likes it when you call her names and cockslap her.

by poisonkoolaid August 9, 2012

cockslap

to whip out your crank and slap a bitch across the dick-sucker with it.

"I just love to cockslap BJ's mom"

by MacMcCarty18 October 13, 2006

Cockslap

The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.

"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"

by Chris Ioakim December 10, 2008

cockslap

Verb. To induce or cause a smack to the face with a penis of abnormal size

He was quick to avoid that cockslap

by Thebloodyjew January 1, 2008

cockslap

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

cockslap

Another way to say caps lock.

person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.

person 1: Goddam cockslap!

by hot_md_mamma September 19, 2006