Clyde S

The world's worst fantasy football commissioner. He will change rules at a whim and is probably pretty annoying in real life.

Man 1: I love playing fantasy football, my commissioner just lets us play and never gets in the way.
Man 2: I wish my league was like that, we have a total Clyde S.
Man 1: That sucks
Andrew Moyers: Hey everyone I'm here for the gay gangbang.

by Injustice League of America November 10, 2011

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Clyde's tail

A person who is usually and or affected by name calling and teasing. They are often unusable people and mostly on the low side of the popularity bar.

They often don't get bullied or anything related.

Basically a minor bullied victim.

Kid: *Does weird thing*
Other kid: "Look at that kid! He's a Clyde's tail!"

by Svifias February 24, 2019

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Clyde Shelton

See: Kira.

"If Clyde Shelton wants you dead, you're dead." - Shady Spy from Law Abiding Citizen

by Reverend Al Sharptoned October 16, 2009

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Slide Clyde

As in any sexual euphemism, the act of "sliding clyde" refers to the penetration of a female's erogenous zone(s) with the males erect member.

Despite this phrase acting as a verb, there is in fact a verb and a noun within. The verb being, slide. And the noun being, clyde. The name clyde is representative of said male member, just as the term Johnson, Dick, Willy, etc.

~Two male comrades, Chris and Jeremy, at a bar.

Jeremy: "Damn, those two are sure going at it."

(Jeremy is referencing two young heterosexual individuals engaging in excessive public foreplay)

Chris: "Oh yeah! I guarantee he'll slide clyde tonight."

by CreeperJR February 5, 2012

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clydesdale fart

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

by killa beana April 26, 2014