cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 2, 2003

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 14, 2004

penis cheese harvest

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤

by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

penis cheese

Sounds like smegma? A cheesy like substance on the head of the penis of males who are uncircumcised...thats only a guess though.

by Noobert January 23, 2003

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasn't been cleaned for a while.

by Brad Walsh January 21, 2003

Penis Cheese

The dried up cum around a mans tip of his penis

Xavier has a lot of penis cheese.

by Yung Dagger Alex August 22, 2018