crimmed

An impossible enigma uncovered in the marketplace.

You purchase a DVD and upon opening the cover you discover there is no DVD. You have been crimmed. You assemble a bicycle only to discover the chain WILL NOT go on, so you have to return it and assemble another. You have been crimmed.

You hear things like...
- Let me get my manager.
- I'm so sorry for the inconvenience.
- I've been with the company for 20 years and I've NEVER seen this happen before. CRIMMED!

by Stacy Crim January 15, 2008

Crimmer

The name for the apparatus which holds up a goal net.

Most often used to describe an awful shot on FIFA

Martin Tyler:" And he takes a shot!"
Somebody who misses the shot: "Well at least I got the Crimmer"

by Crimmer October 22, 2014

crummed the play

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the gameplan.

I was going to sneak out early and go over to Donna's but she crummed the play when she told all the guys I'd rather be with her on our poker night.

by Gimbo is all in. February 25, 2008

Crammed

Bad-tempered or irritable. Northern expression from the Rochdale/Littleborough area.

"What's with his face he looks crammed" "Cheer up crammed arse" .

by Beatz73 November 29, 2017

Crammed

When someone has the best of intentions but screws up and makes your life or job harder.

Glenn forgot to install that light fixture. Now we have to cut open up the ceiling. He really crammed us on this job.

by D-Webs March 25, 2018

Crimped

Ugly

That guy is crimped

Those floral sheets are so crimped

by Premium BN22 June 9, 2019

crimedanch

A community on Long Island, Suffolk County, New York, 40 miles east of New York City where crime is the highest in the County.

I moved out of crimedanch after I was robbed for the third time.

by Theknife June 11, 2021